Theismann Fan Club Seeking New Members

I have a 2-year-old son, and when he’s grown I hope he is a devoted husband and father (as is Jim McMahon). If my son wants to wear headbands, moon helicopters, or drink beer, fine. What he does in public is his business as long as he doesn’t hurt anybody. If he runs out on his wife and kids, though, he better run where he can’t be found.

DAVID SHAPIRO

Burbank