Secretary of State Testifies at the Iran-Contra Hearings

P.T. Barnum fans rejoice. What with the Jim and Tammy Bakker scandals as lead into the Ollie North follies, the year is shaping up as quite a circus. Old P.T. himself would be roaring with delight to see this nation of suckers urging Ollie for President and praying for Jim and Tammy’s salvation. All we need to crowd out the cast of characters is the Old Gipper to handle the voice overs.

Punch line: The joke is on U.S.

LELAND KATZ

Tarzana