PEOPLEWATCH

Clay’s Base Humor: A spokesman for Andrew Dice Clay said the comedian has been banned by military officials from visiting two Air Force bases in Texas and Louisiana. According to press agent Michael Levine--who claims an informal poll revealed Clay to be the most requested entertainer by American troops in Saudi Arabia--Clay was upset by the military snub. Said Clay: “I’m really disappointed. There’s nobody more patriotic than me, and when I heard the troops wanted me, I very much wanted to go. I hope there’s some base out there that will let me visit.”