BULLFIGHTER: Jennifer Keller’s somewhat irreverent campaign for...

BULLFIGHTER: Jennifer Keller’s somewhat irreverent campaign for the key office of local Bar Assn. secretary has made lawyers forget the presidential race a bit. Her literature lists as qualifications: “Kicked out of Girl Scouts, expelled from Catholic girls’ school--stuck ‘kick me’ tag on bishop’s rear--worst attendance by halfway decent student, Hastings ’78.” . . . . Another nugget: 1,457 contempt of court threats, zero citations--”I may wave the red flag, but I’m gone before the bull can charge.” Keller, a former public defender, says: “At least I got their attention.”