Albert and Marge: It’s Made in Heaven
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By some strange quirk, baseball’s two most obnoxious personalities weigh down opposite ends of the great state of Ohio. Maybe they can be brought together in Columbus for a name-play wedding, because Marge deserves to have her Belle rung and Albert should be Schott.
ALLEN E. KAHN
Playa del Rey
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