THAR SHEE BLOWZ

Each word is taken from the vanity plate master list issued by the DMV.

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WELCOM2 MY WHLWACH

CROOOZE SLIDE SHOW.

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KLIK. DATSME ONTHE HARBORR FREEWAY GOINN SOUTH. IMDA1

PASSNBI AA SPRKLTZ TRUCKKO.

IGOTAGO KWIKLEE BCOZ

IDONT WAN2BEE LFTBHND

WHENNNN DA XCURSHN LEAVES SNPEDRO.

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CLIC. DATSME2. IMRUNIN

LIKACAT THRU THA PARKING LOTT. SORRIE ITTIZ KINDA

BLURRRY.

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CLIK. NOW HERE WEARE

ONBORD. MYPALS BETZIE,

ANDEEY, EMILEE ANDME2.

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EMMALIE (SIXX) DUZZ SINGGG

THISONE NCHNTNG KOZMIC

WHALSNG. ITIS2 ATTRACT

WAILES. HIGHLEY GROOOVI,

BUT SOFAR NONONO 6CESS.

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KLICK. THERIAM LOOKNG

BORED. INA2ND AWHALE

(AAA GREY1) WILLL BECOME VIZIBL. WEEEE DONOTNO

ZAT YET. ACTUALY IFEEL

MOR ANNOID THANN BORDE BEKAUSE IJUSTAM NNOT ABLE 2GET “DONTCRI 4MEEEE RGNTNA”

OUTOF MYMY HED.

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CLICKOK. THISIS ASHOT OF

THESEA AFTER ZWHALE DYD

DSAPEER IN2IT AGAIN. ITHINK IPH

ULOOK XTRMLY CLOSE UCAN MAKEOUT THETHE TIPP UV HIZZ

OR HER MPREZIV TAILE FLUKE.

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KLIKLIK. BETZY UND ANDYYYY

(11), EL8ED. EVRY1 ONDA BOAT

SEEMS 2BEEE TYKLPNK 2B

CLOSE2U, OWHALE. CLK.

HEREAGN HEREIAM LOOKIN ANNOYD.

IMNOTT. I AMMM

THINKN. THINKNG ZAT WHYL

IADMIRE OUR CETASHN AMEEGOS

IMENSLY IPREFER NOT2 BEE1.

EACHE YEAR, BAKN4TH THEY

MIGR8. 12THOUS MILES!

FROM ALASKIN ARCTIK H20S

TTO BAJACAL ANND BAKAGIN.

AND IDONT1A EVEN LEAV SILVAR

LAKE! PLUS THAT BLUBBER

THINGGG DUZZZ PUSH 2MANY

BUTTONZ.

QLK. ITSMEEE. HDNHOME.

BACKE ONN DUH 110.

MUSTA BIN

SUM KINDOF SIGALRT.