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Each word was taken from the vanity plate master list issued by the DMV.
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ZIS JJUST DDID HAPN. 1SUMONE IKNOWE SEZ 2ME, “NISEDAY,
HUHHH?” BCAWS UV DIS KINDA BLAND,
INSIPID SPEECH IDOIDO PHELL
COMPELD 2RYTE4U 2DAYS COLLUM.
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DONOT SAE, “NICEDAI, HHHUH?”
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SAY, “OHHDAWN! OHBELLA!
OGORJUS SEAMLSS UNIVRS!
OHHDAY! OSUNKST APPYNES!
AHMOON, OBIRTH, OBEING ITSELF!”
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BUT IPH ALLZTYM USEE KLOWDS,
DONTGO, “ONOTAGN.”
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NONONO, SPEAKUP THISWAY: “DESE
GRIMM DBASED OBNXXUS SKIEZ
GETME2 WEEP! OSANITY! OHBEAST!
JST1MOR GRAYDAY ANDTHEN,
4MEBABE, ITHAS2B SUACYDE!”
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DOUCIT? UGOTTA TOADALI
ADSUM DRAMAA 2YA RAPP!
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SPOZE ITS1 RANYDAY. UDNTSAE,
“MYMYMY, KINDA WET.”
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NEVA! USAI, “OMYGAWD! ONMIWEY
2WORK 2DAI IDO PASS ABUNCH AA
FLOUNDR NDA SLOLANE.”
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WUTTIF UFEELIT, ALITTLE DRIZZ?
DNT MUMBLE, “IZZ NOTSOBD.”
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NOOOOOO! YOUMUST CMUNIQ8
THUS: “OSWEETE NOTQITE RAYNE!
IADOR URWET MISTIKL KKISSS!”
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WHENZ MERKURI DUZ KLIMB
WAYHI--ITZ 112 IN PSADENA--
UDNTSAY, “HOTNUFF 4YEH?”
OBRUDDA! NOT THATONE!
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UGOT2GO: “LAWD HVMERCI!
MI SPLEEN IZZZ BOILLIN!”
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OKU TRYIT: DDA TEMP
DOZ PLUNGE; UDO XPRIENS
SHIVERZ. WTAUSAY? “BRR”?
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AWCMON! SAYITRT! LIKEDIS:
“IHADD2 SWALOW 1QT OF ANTIFRZ
THISDAY BFORE ICOULD EEVON PEA!”
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OKAYLA? TRYHRDR. BGRAFIK.
BKRE8V. UND DNT4GET! YOUARE
WHATTT YU SPEAKE!
