Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buccaneer. (Erica Sheerin, 10, Beverly Hills, Beverly Vista School)

* Where do you go to get cold cash? Burrr-Bank. (Dylan Sures, 6, Northridge, Sierra Canyon Elementary)

* What did the cat like about the computer? The mouse. (Trung Tran, 10, Garden Grove, Excelsior School)

* What is a crow’s favorite tool? A crowbar. (Tuyen Nguyen, 10, Garden Grove, Excelsior School)

* What’s a ghost’s favorite food? Boo-berries. (Elizabeth De Lyser, 8, Lancaster, Palmdale Learning Plaza)

* What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s pop corn?” (Darcy O’Donnell, 10, Santa Barbara, Mary Mount School)

* What’s a duck’s favorite food? Quackers. (Stacy and Denise Bernstein, 5, Torrance, Hickory Elementary)

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