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* How do fleas travel? They itch hike. (Andrea Lu, 11, Los Angeles, Mesa Robles School)
* What do you get when you cross a parakeet with a panther? I don’t know, but when it speaks, you’d better listen. (Laurel Amspoker, 8, Irvine, Eastshore School)
* What kind of stories do horses tell their children? Pony tales. (Joshua Bailis, 9, Sherman Oaks, Stephen S. Wise Elementary)
* What kind of coffee do they have in space? Starbucks. (Yitzi Wolf, 8, Los Angeles, Maimonides Academy)
* What did one atom say to another atom? Nothing. Atoms can’t talk. (Annie Lee, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles Junior High)
* Why did the little girl eat her money? It was her lunch money. (Kurt London, 9, Lake Forest, Rancho Canada Elementary)
* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we’ve published before. And please be patient.
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