FOUR JOKES
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Rap artist 50 Cent says he is a big fan of President Bush. This increases Bush’s approval rating among African Americans to 1.
-- JAY LENO
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Bush pardoned the White House turkey. Then he appointed it the new head of FEMA.
-- LENO
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Congress stepped up the pressure on President Bush to come up with an exit strategy for Iraq. Today, Bush said, “I have an exit strategy -- I’m leaving office in 2008.”
-- CONAN O’BRIEN
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Vice President Dick Cheney said he is upset when critics say [the administration] lied us into the war. I say fine, just lie us back out and we’ll call it even.
-- LENO
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