The pop kitsch IQ test
5. How far back does your spandex memory stretch? There are five hair bands listed below. Which one is mismatched with its hit song?
A. Ratt “Round and Round”
B. Warrant “Heaven”
C.
D. Whitesnake “Once Bitten, Twice Shy”
E. Poison “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”
Pictured: David Coverdale of Whitesnake (AFP/Getty Images)
6. In the 1970s, no one even bothered hiding their guilty pleasures. A Taste of Honey, for instance, actually won the Grammy for best new artist of 1978 (beating, among others, that grumpy
A. “My Boogie Shoes”
B. “Boogie Nights”
C. “Boogie on Reggae Woman”
D. “Boogie Oogie Oogie”
E. “Jungle Boogie” (Ken Hively / Los Angeles Times)
D.
Caption on previous photo: Seated from left, Ryan Gosling and Britney Spears; Second row, from left, Tate Lynche and Christina Aguilera; Back row, from left, T.J. Santini, Nikki Deloach and Justin Timberlake. (Mel Melcon / Los Angeles Times)
10. Muscle man
A. “The Running Man”
B. “Raw Deal”
C. “Predator”
D. “
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A.
13. U.K. singer James Blunt had the massive 2005 hit “You’re Beautiful,” which was voted the most annoying song ever recorded in a Yahoo poll about British music. It’s a wimpy song but pretty-boy Blunt actually had a tough-guy previous career. What was it?
A. A British army officer in Kosovo
B. An elite karate instructor in Scotland
C. A welding specialist on an oil rig in Bolivia
D. A search-and-rescue worker in the Alps (Carlos Alvarez / Getty Images)
B. Lassie (Zak Hussein / Associated Press)